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Clueless: Cher's Guide To... Whatever by H.B. Gilmour [FIRST EDITION PAPERBACK] 1995 • Archway

Clueless: Cher's Guide To... Whatever by H.B. Gilmour [FIRST EDITION PAPERBACK] 1995 • Archway

$16.00 USD
$16.00 USD
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Clueless: Cher's Guide To... Whatever by H.B. Gilmour

FIRST EDITION PAPERBACK [1995] ARCHWAY • POCKET BOOKS

A mass market paperback original w. photo insert.

Book is in very good condition. 

Cover shows some visible shelf / edge wear; a touch of tanning.

Reads good as new with some inevitable tanning to pages.

ABOUT THE BOOK

Meet Cher-- she lives in Beverly Hills with her father, has her wardrobe on computer, and drives a Jeep even though she doesn't have a license. 

Confused? Frustrated? Practically Postal?

You need...  Cher's Guide to... Whatever

  • If you don't have an attitude, get one before the semester starts. It's required, not elective.
  • Never date a guy who dresses better than you. I mean, what would you bring to the relationship?
  • Strategically schedule cosmetic surgery to avoid phys ed.
  • Grades are just a jumping-off point to start negotiations.
  • When driving, look at the lines painted on the road.
    Pick a pair and stay inside them.
  • What you can say to escape a random party: "Does cooler stain? This is so not fixable."
  • Shopping is brutally therapeutic. And going to a mall is like a total rehab.
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